Pecktractor

What is Pecktractor?

An instrument used to measure the acute nature of a kinky winky.

Blimey! It looks like his wang is taking a walk around the block. Someone fetch the Pecktractor: my money's on 45 degrees.

See peckle, protractor, kink, winky

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