What is Ped?
1.
-The word "Ped" is often used as an alternative to a correct or a better suited word in a situation. It is when the user is under some sort of pressure, experiencing nervousness or because they simply do not know how to respond due to social retardation, that they respond with "(Erm) Ped".
- To "Ped Out" is to lose control of the current situation you find yourself in and break down into a sweat, or just leave and sit in the library or wander the corridors alone.
It can be used in any confusing/unfamiliar situation and as an alternative to a context specific word.
Example 1:
A: Tell me the story about the guy who has his clothes money and ped.
B: What?
A: Erm you know, ped?
Example 2:
A: When was the last time you wanked?
B: Erm ped.
Example 3:
A: I don't know what my girlfriend wants from me!
B: Stop pedding out you twat.
Example 4:
A: I'm pedding out!
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2.
It's short for pedophile.
"Oh my god I heard that teacher is a ped that dates students."
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3.
Brittish slang. Short for moped - a small motorbike mostly of the 2 stroke 50cc variety.
Baz: How fast does your ped go?
Gaz: 27 mate
4.
Another name for Moped, a type of Motorcycle that only often goes up to 180cc.
"Blud, we just jacked this ped!"
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5.
1) A speedbump in
2) Performance Enhancing Drug - used by Baseball players to break homerun records at the cost of penis size (their wives only want the money, anyway).
1) Damn peds, can't they see i'm driving on this sidewalk?
2) PEDs are the leading cause of smallcox.
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6.
1. some teacher (usually in gym class) that hits on girls in his class and is a tool to the guys; ped being short for pedaphile, as the teacher obviosuly cannot get wtih people his age so he prays on young girls in gym clothes. most schools have one
2. a guy that
"yo that new gym teacher is such a ped, he gave like half the
bids nicknames"
"did u see that ped checking out the girls in the other gym class"
"yo did u hear that senior matt went out with that frosh bid? yo wat a ped"
"yo that counselor whose a junior was maccing on those 4th grade bids before wat a ped"
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7.
Swahili for getting drunk
andrew: hey goma lets grab the ped
goma: fucking fucker what the fuck
andrew: come lets go to la orden and grab the ped!!!
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