Pedant Edit Meaning

1. To give a hand job with the aid of Sand paper and rubbing alcohol. My dick burns because my girlfriend gave me a sandy margarita last n..

1. Licking a black girls ass hole when she has the runs to get her to stop complaining about the pain I had to zass that bitch to get her ..

1. Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas. Jack: Crap, I forgot it was Ugly Sw..