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A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
Sorry I missed your call, my ph..
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muffins that are infected with meningococcal
i had a muffin and now i have meningococcal
See james..
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A person who unknowinly diverts all stray disposable lighters into his or her pocket/purse.
There's got be a pyrokleptomaniac in t..