What is Pedge?
1.
A slang term used for the underside of a male's penis.
"His pedge was as smooth as a ducks bottom" said Maureen.
"Really?!" said Jill...
"I wish our Frank's pedge was smooth, but he ends up giving me cramp every time he goes up the cave"
"get yourself a new man, a man with a rough pedge is a man not worth knowing" finished Maureen.