Pedigree Chum

What is Pedigree Chum?

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The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.

Simon: Who was last in the toilet?

Chris: Why?

Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.

See shit, shite, chod, crap, floater, toilet
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