Pedigree Chum

What is Pedigree Chum?


1.

The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.

Simon: Who was last in the toilet?

Chris: Why?

Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.

See shit, shite, chod, crap, floater, toilet


69

Random Words:

1. A Monkey Dog (commonely refered to as a Jack Russel) is a Jive Ass, Jumping Jack, little bladder with four legs. They typically pick on..
1. a term used when one steals anothers vagina/vaginas also a term for someone who takes another virginity Tom: Hey Tim last night was aw..
1. Traditional done while sex on the ice moving from one side to other. Although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty. I took my girlf..