What is Pedigree Chum?
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The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.
Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.
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a very small garden gnome.
We went to Walmart's garden center to look for znyppgrovv's to adorn our garden.
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To talk on the phone in the bathroom while sitting on the toilet without any regrets or feelings of embarrassment, even while flushing.
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