What is Pedigree Chum?
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The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.
Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.
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Failure to practice what one preaches, as in a member of clergy surreptitiously engaging in behaviors that he or she has condemned from ..
