Pedofail

What is Pedofail?


1.

A phenomenon that occurs when a person over the age of consent engages in sexual intercourse with a person believed to also be over the age of consent, but later found to be a minor. The deception can occur multiple ways: the minor never discloses his/her age; the minor lies about his/her age; the perpetrator eyeballs the minor and deduces from the minor's physical features that he/she is over the age of consent; or most commonly, both persons become quite shitfaced and ignore age altogether.

A play on the word pedophile.

A pedofail that results in the arrest of the perpetrator can also be referred to as an epic pedofail.

Guy A: I finally boned Steve's sister last night.

Guy B: You know she's 15 right?

*Silence*

Guy B: Pedofail.

See pedo, fail, epic, sex, bone, girl, pedophile

2.

A pedophile who always fails miserably in his/her attempts to attract children.

Old guy: Hey... how's about yall visit me sometime for some popsicles... age doesn't matter to me... I just love the children...

Kids: Err... no thanks (Whisper) What a pedofail

Other kids: Twat

See pedofail, pedophile, fail, pervert, gross

3.

A PedoFAIL is paedophile who has been arrested for paedophilia and has failed.

The fucking PedoFAIL got caught in my kids bedroom.

See paedophile, pedofile, fail, pedo, bing, bong


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