What is Pedometer?
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A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.
"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."
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Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.
You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.
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1 An object made to brush notted hair
2 A waterproof microphone used to sing in the shower
My hair brush doesn't need batteries...
