Pedometer

What is Pedometer?


1.

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

See pedo, pedophile, pedophilia, child molester, chicken hawk

2.

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.

You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.


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