Pedophil

What is Pedophil?


1.

some 31 year old freak who tries to touch kids, he doesnt like girls BUT he gets us beer and lets us drive his car

sean: dude, pedophil raped gallina.

the next day...

gallina: dude pedophil gave brian a handjob.

the next day...

brian: yo, pedophil is so cool

See freak, pedofile, beer, us

2.

Likes small children, dildos, and strap-ons.

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3.

A male ( figured to be age 32 ) that resides in suburban Massapequa and is attracted to young children ( preferably young males ages 13-17 ). PedoPhils love to chill at bars in L-town, preferably on Gardiners Avenue. He will buy beer and bogs on demand, and is used by just about everyone he comes in contact with. All he wants is the opportunity to touch young children, so he will do virtually anything asked of them. Penis is he real best friend. Pedophils are quite rare, so when you see a pedophile named Phil, make sure you befriend it. Just watch out for his gay antics.

"My PedoPhil believes he is not connected to the world. It was quite odd, but it was expected of my PedoPhil to say something so fucking stupid. Asswhipe.

See children, pedofile, funny, shit, fuck, penis lover, Little Boy


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