Pedophile Pockets

What is Pedophile Pockets?


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Deep pockets leading directly to the crotch. Also known as public masturbation pockets. Commonly in trench coats. They are used to masturbate with out being noticed in public parks. A common trick used by a pedophile is to place things such as candy inside and to persuade young children to reach for it. These pockets can be innocently placed in some of your favourite clothing.

Monica: "Shit this skirt has pedophile pockets!"

Leroy: "Hot damn, can I borrow it sometime?"

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Leroy next week: *Heavy breathing*

Hello little boy would you like some candy? I cannot reach it, but you may reach in and take it yourself. Don't be afraid to rummage around in there"

Kid: *Reaching in* Mister, you said candy, I don't want a god damn banana!"

See banana, wacko jacko, pockets


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