What is Pedostache?
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A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...
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The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the
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"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."
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A very big smile.
When a child drinks kool aid or some other brightly dyed beverage and ends up staining the outside of their mouth.
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