Pedro Edit Meaning

1.

Someone who has an enormous dick but won't admit it.

Pedro loves to masturbate his huge dick in front of his family.

See anonymous

2.

A student that just moved to PHS from Mexico. He later becomes Napolean Dynamite's best friend, gets rejected by Summer Weatley, and goes to the school dance with his friend Deb. At the dance, he decides that he wants to fun for student body president. With the help of Napolean, he wins and defeats evil Summer.

Pedro- "Do you think anyone will vote for me"

Napolean- "Heck YES! I would."

Pedro- "I dont have much to say...If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. thank you"

Napolean- (dances and wears a Vote for Pedro T-shirt. Hes frikin awesome!)

3.

A son who is loving and sweet. He is a real man. No chasing after loose mujers! Pedro always wipes his feet. Sometimes un poco late, but it is in the nature of a mother to be forgiving.

Pedro: Yo soy un real hombre!

Me: Si, mi beloved hijo! Remember to wipe your feet. And always stay safe! You don't want any loose mujers claiming to be the baby mama of any of your ninos!

See hombre, man, feet, baby mama, loose women

4.

When someone talk's with improper english and doesn't make sense.

W1ll14m pk3d: im kill guy with level 5

b3tr4y4l34: rofl pedro

plastic4life43: nice pedro lol

See pedro, dont, make, sense

5.

1.) A mexican name. Very common.

2.) A character in Napoleon Dynamite.

3.) A sexy beast. Homosexual. Born in 1982. You will love him no matter who you are. aka. Paige, Page.

1.) Hey Pedro!

2.) VOTE FOR PEDRO

3.) Adam: I LOVE Pedro.

Matt: He is my homeboy.

See pedro, napoleon dynamite, paige, page, chapstick

6.

a young man who abuses university life and its excessive lifestyle in several ways:

a) when inebriated, 'cock-slapping' is a hobby of choice on unsuspecting females above the age of 12

b) the 5-jizz-plastic bag comes in highly useful for the daily masturbation session over homosexual pornography

c) he enjoys reading tales of bestiality and taking tips from these tales for use on drunken women at the student union

Girl passed out: Bleurghhh where am i?

Pedro: Don't worry, you are 'safe' now

Girl: What is the video camera for?

Pedro: SHUT UP B*TCH, you are pedro's property

See pedro, jizz, beastiality, university, pornography, 12

7.

(baseball) Refers to Pedro Martinez. His pitching was good enough that baseball players, pundits and other fans need only refer to him by his first name to understand the notoriety behind the name.

Damn, the Braves are facing Pedro tonight.

The Red Sox are sending Curt Schilling to the mound tonight. Pedro will start tomorrow.

See baseball, red sox, mets, pitcher, regular