What is Pedtextrian?
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Someone who's texting while walking, and is completely oblivious to what's going on around them. These people have a tendency to walk into things like parking meters, light poles and fall down stairs.
Dude, I was LMAO at a pedtextrian who slammed into the parking meter this morning. Hilarious!
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Random Words:
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To put a jinx on something by proclaiming success before the outcome is final.
As I was going to hit my shot, Joe rode the broom on me ..
