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the act of getting caught while beating your meat, stroking your salami, spanking your monkey, etc; then blowing your knob nectar all ov..
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When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful...
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A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to the vagina while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ..