What is Pee Paranoia?
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Pee Paranoia (n): That feeling you get when you are in a public bathroom, and you think that everyone is listening to you pee. This makes you very uncomfortable, so you try to make as little noise as possible, but then you think that the other person is like "omg, why are they peeing so softly". This freaks you out even more, making you unable to pee any longer.
Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.
Girl #1: I need to use the bathroom, is their one around here?
Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.
Girl #1: Why does that matter?
Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.
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