Pee Schedule

What is Pee Schedule?


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A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.

Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.

Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.

- Bathroom -

Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?

Joe: I have to pee too.

Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!

Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!

Bob: Damn it!

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