What is Peef?
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A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.
There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.
On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
Example 1:
Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.
Example 2:
Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
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2.
The act of farting through one's penis.
Sara squealed with delight at the sound of Keenan's peef.
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3.
the excretion of air from the penis.
I thought that I was gonna cum but it was a false alarm, it was only a peef.
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4.
penis fart
dude your peef smells
5.
The male version of a Queef. Physiologically, it is a burst of air which shoots forth from the penis with magnificent force and beauty.
Fapfapfapfap *paaah*
"Daddy, did you just peef in my face?"
"Shut up, junior. You're adopted."
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6.
A male queef. Usually a squeeky noise. Formed from air trapped within the urethra.
Yo nigga I heard Francis peefed in Lori's mouth. It was so nonhanus.
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To fart out of a males urethra . Much like a qweef for females....and gasy discharge from their vagina.
Mark it smells so bad, did you just peef?
