What is Peej?
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A nickname for the one who makes someone smile, laugh and has the ability to cheer them up in the worst of times. The person who you care about just the same.
Peej, you make me soo happy and I love you!
2.
Verb: (to peej)- Egregiously engaging in the willful pilfering of ingestible commodities not belonging to self.
Noun: One who engages in the act of peejing.
Peej: OH GOD!!! I'M SO DRUNK!!! CAN I EXCAVATE THAT CRAB RANGOON???
Everyone in the room: Ugh! Peej... (Sigh)
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3.
The perfect woman or The perfect girl.
I hope someday to marry Peej.
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4.
A person who is generally a slob or waste of life. Derives from "porno johnny" and "P.J." both of which refer to someone who spends the majority of their time watching porn.
"Bro, you haven't showered in days and slept through all your classes. You're such a peej."
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peej, or pussy juice is actualy the name of the liquid slippery and sometimes tasty substance that comes out of a woman's vagaina during sex.
Dawg my girlls peej puddle soaked half my bed!!
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A name for a sex act in which a woman performs oral sex, a.k.a. fellatio, while urinating in the toilet.
Before her 5 year old daughter walked in on our pounding session, she totally gave me a peej.
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7.
human urine in solid state; often found on on the edge of toilet bowls; dries dark
1. Dude, I totally just sat in your peej. Doesn't your mom clean this shit?
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