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Having a shot of hard liquor in the morning
You got a morning sharpner mate?
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when your having sex with a girl that is soo skinny that you can see the shape of your dick moving inside them because it protrudes out ..
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when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster
chris opened chel..