Peeking Turtle

What is Peeking Turtle?

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

Vanqd

1. A term used by some gamers (particularly those in the MLG community) as a synonym for pwnd or raped. It means to have been destroyed, an..

All Hell Breaks Loose

1. When You or Someone You Know Pisses off the BIGGEST Biker In a Bar and Is About to get his ASS FULLY Killed *Outside the Bar* The Bike..

Transorbital Cockbotomy

1. To perform a transorbital lobotomy using ones cock. I'm going to kick you in the nuts and perform a transorbital cockbotomy. See ..

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