Peeking Turtle

What is Peeking Turtle?

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

Blaid

1. blad pronounced in a funny accent. 'oi blaid seit mei yow phowne or you geit blaypse! '..

Nnjk

1. nah nah just kidding. Another form of jk Kauila013:Ewww PoNo819: You such one panty! Kauila013: -_- PoNo819: nnjk(: See jk, jj, j..

One-eyed Angry Pirate

1. The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on ..

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