Peeking Turtle

What is Peeking Turtle?

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

Ratley

1. Another word for girlfriend Are you bringing your ratley out tonight? 2. A female equivalent of a chav Also known as Chavette Origi..

Hairdressers Bacon Sandwich

1. A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's..

@#$%!

1. Used to replace a word that does not want to be seen mostly FUCK! What the @#$%! is that?!?!?!?!..

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