Peeking Turtle

What is Peeking Turtle?

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

Doohan

1. A person with an incredibly small, and usually bent penis, often a "Doohan" will try to make up for this with fast cars or big..

W.a.b.s.

1. Acronym: Whore, Ass, Bitch, Slut. For any particularly disgusting individual. Related to the infamous sreyaism. She wears such tight ..

Falfin

1. The ultimate and never benevolent ruler of the Universe. Also an individual who rapes at such high speeds that his presence is not noti..

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