Peeking Turtle

What is Peeking Turtle?

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

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