What is Peeking Turtle?
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1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.
2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
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a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus
Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!
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