Peel

What is Peel?


1.

To leave or exit or evacuate the scene/premises

yo im bout to peel, this party is wack

See ben

2.

One with an overinflated ego, sex drive and self-image, and also a complete moron, the Peel is typically a chav, this person believes themselves to be an absolute sex god (god's gift to women - typically the women see him as Satan's gift), and will regale everyone with their (often fictitious) exploits. He also has an obsession with male genitalia.

This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway.

One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees.

Peel: i am wearin that thong to the ball and nothing else cept my dick

Peel: i wanna bum Carol Vordeman

Me: Peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you?

Peel: i have, why?

Bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong - he was a right Peel

3.

the act of shooting someone

"yo, yesterday i've peeled those suckers!"

4.

An uber gimp wobbie, who randomly humps people and likes getting drunk. Known to be denser than lead, and about as stupid as a plank of wood. Frequently makes stupid comments in IRC channels while drunk.

Famous for..well..nothing really.

<Kammy> Peel, out of the people who want you, how many aren't blind/stupid or a combination of the two?

<Peel> none

<Kammy> exactly.

5.

1. to undress

2. to steal a motor vehicle

3. to leave

don't peel in front of me like that.

See peeler, peel out, strip

6.

verb

to rip off, or steal.

"you mean to tell me this cost us 50 bucks? shit dude, we got peeled."

"hey dude that was my seat"

"peeled!"

See steal, take, snag, rip off, peeled

7.

to steal.

I peeled this bike out of a yard and rode it home last nite


53

Random Words:

1. 1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/availa..
1. Acronym - No Cum In Mouth Services offered: BBBJ, CBJ, CFS, Greek, MSOG, NCIM See escort, slang, bbbj, msog, cum..
1. sinner/fiend speak for what the fuck, used to express deep feelings of discontent and/or confusion sinner: man while u were sleepin i s..