Pee-master Flex

What is Pee-master Flex?


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A person usually, female of gender and from New Jersey, who wakes up drunk, drops his or her pants and pees on the floor flexed over a couch (don't confuse with pee-master stretch who pees on the floor while standing). One can use puppy pads to prevent stains to their flooring.

Don't worry her water isn't breaking, she's a pee-master flex.

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