Peemergency

What is Peemergency?

1.

noun.

To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.

To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics.

Guy in back seat of car: Dude seriously, my teeth are floating i've got to piss like a racehorse! Pull over or I'm going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. I've got a serious peemergency!

Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.

See pee, piss, whiz, wizz, teeth are floating, golden, shower, golden shower, peemergency, urine, urination, urine bomb, highway, time, niagara falls, bladder, number one
2

Random Words:

Orbited
1. To be orbited, I.E owned, an Orbited is far worse than an Owned, an Orbited is three times the humiliation of Owned. Orbiting comes fro..
Read more
Jack Curtis
1. a pretty cool guy. he knows whats up. more than rypie does. jack curtis. the coolest thug alive See jack, curtis, jack curtis, cool, t..
Read more
Misshapes
1. a dance party that happens every saturday where anorexic sluts go to get their picture taken in front of a dirty white cinder block wall..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free