Peemergency

What is Peemergency?


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noun.

To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.

To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics.

Guy in back seat of car: Dude seriously, my teeth are floating i've got to piss like a racehorse! Pull over or I'm going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. I've got a serious peemergency!

Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.

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