Peen Monger

What is Peen Monger?

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

See peen, cock, wang, dong, dingleberry, simon, jeremy, schlong, dick, phallis, phallic, slut

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