Pee-on Platoon

What is Pee-on Platoon?

1.

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

See martyrs, clerks
0

Random Words:

I-diot
1. Prounouced: eye-deeyot. Someone who has difficulty navigating simplified electronic interfaces like the iPod. We had to place him with..
Read more
Dry Hammer
1. When a man surprises his partner with sudden penetration with no foreplay. Sometimes painful but always enjoyable. I had a huge mornin..
Read more
Vagiseal
1. Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchyattitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such a..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free