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Waiting until your girlfriend/wife passes out and drawing a mustache on her with permanent marker. This is best done when she has to go..
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Coming on a girl's stomach then rubbing your dick head in it.
Dude 1 - I can't believe you hit that bare-back. Tell me you pu..
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A Human Excrement of "precambrian" proportions. Sometimes resulting a ripped balloon knot, leading to bleeding feces.
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