What is Peert?
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A peert (also known as a "drizzle pop-fizzle") is when someone urinating (either standing or sitting) unintentionally farts and therefore causes bystanders to wonder, "What the fuck was that?"
I was just in the restroom and someone about crapped themselves when they were takin' a piss. Smelled like musk and dead people in there!
Random Words:
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One who studies zombology
"How do we stop these zombies from spreading?"
"What do I look like a zombologist?"
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