What is Peert?
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A peert (also known as a "drizzle pop-fizzle") is when someone urinating (either standing or sitting) unintentionally farts and therefore causes bystanders to wonder, "What the fuck was that?"
I was just in the restroom and someone about crapped themselves when they were takin' a piss. Smelled like musk and dead people in there!
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The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.
"Damn that hermy's gooch..
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Really jonnie/ailsa like.. (cool)
Hey look at him, he's so Jonnie-like, I want to bone/be boned by him.. because he's rumbunc..
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When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.
Holy SHIT!!! W..