Pegis-tenderitis

What is Pegis-tenderitis?


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Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

See pegleg, stub, bilbo, pain


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