Peking Tortoise

What is Peking Tortoise?

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

See tortoise, peking, peeking, bear, cave

Ewpz

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Orgastic

1. fantastically orgasmic; causing immense pleasure That sexy ass is orgastic. 2. A term coined by F Scott Fitsgerald in The Great Gatsb..

Jambon

1. The french word for Ham Person 1: Qu'est ce que tu veux? Person 2: J'ai voudrais le jambon avec le fromage. _______________..

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