Peking Tortoise

What is Peking Tortoise?

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

See tortoise, peking, peeking, bear, cave

Douche Hammer

1. King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence. Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer. See douche, hammer, dick..

Le Grill

1. homer's failed attempt to build a bbq pit which actually turned out artistic. homer spills wet concrete all over bbq pit building ..

Uffalug

1. A cross between Elephantand chocolateeclair. WHOA! AN UFFALUG! Thats rare!..

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