Peking Tortoise

What is Peking Tortoise?


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When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

See tortoise, peking, peeking, bear, cave


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