What is Pele?
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The greatest footballer ever. True gift for the Brazillians and football world. Much better than maradona the fuckhead.
Pele is SUPERB!
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Best Soccer Player of All Times
Best of The Best of The Best
Pelé is 10000x better then crap Maradona.
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The best soccer player ever.
And the good news is, Pélé never headbutts people.
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the greatest soccer player ever to grace the game.
muhammed ali actually went to one of pele's games. after the game, ali said to his assistant, "now i understand, he is greater than i". yes, muhammed ali said that.
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A term someone use on some if they suck at soccer. Mostly used in the form of sarcasm.
*John misses the goal*
Jay: Wow, nice shot Pele -_-'
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Reference to the Pfizer Viagra advert featuring the great Edson Arrantes do Nascimento aka. Pele, and the reason for using that particular pharmaceutical item i.e. penile disfunction.
Often occurs when under the influence of alcohol, on holiday and in situations when nerves are prevalent.
Also known as "Pele limp dick" and "Edson Arrantes"
"Ah, I felt certain to knob her, and once we got down to it ... I got Pele"
"Was lying on the sun lounger with this lass, was about to lay a cable and Edson Arrantes came calling ... Gutted"
"What happened last night?"
"Got back to hers and I got Pele"
"Unlucky"
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Second best soccer player. Fifa's ass kisser. Barzilian equivalent for "viado"
Pele is the second best soccer player ever.
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