Pelican Talk

What is Pelican Talk?


1.

A cell phone conversation about nothing that goes on for an excessive period of time. It must exist in its own little world and have nothing to do with anything that could possibly lead to something productive.

Dude 1: Do you think a pineapple could fit into a pelican's beak?

Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.

Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?

Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.

Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.

See ice breaker, pelican, pineapple, cell phone


69

Random Words:

1. When one has an excess number of dildos or sex toys, way more than one needs, as a result of zeal, excitement, misjudgment, or really gr..
1. by this time you MUST have done the following: touched a boob had at least 5 girlfriends grown a bushfull of pubes penis bigger than..
1. A red-headed child who has very few friends and wears tube socks. I saw a christian smith at the food market. See ginger, carrot-top, ..