Pelican Talk

What is Pelican Talk?


1.

A cell phone conversation about nothing that goes on for an excessive period of time. It must exist in its own little world and have nothing to do with anything that could possibly lead to something productive.

Dude 1: Do you think a pineapple could fit into a pelican's beak?

Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.

Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?

Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.

Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.

See ice breaker, pelican, pineapple, cell phone


69

Random Words:

1. This is an acronym for Kiss My Balls. Originated when Kiss My Butt/Ass had lost it’s effect. This saying is often used in jest/humor as ..
1. a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce Get me the plunger! My two log..
1. to get tackled so hard in to the ground that wen you get up u have chalk frm the football field on ur jerset helmet ext. and or dirt all..