What is Pelk?
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a person who is strange in a funny way. usally because of doinky behavior/comments or clothing.
Jimmy always looks so pelky!
James is a real pelk.
Jim is a pelkasorous.
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Pelk can be used as a replacement for any adjective, noun or verb. Often as a humerous reference to unmentionable deeds or things, but also to spice things up or to keep jokes and information obscured.
He had been pelking all night.
To pelk or not to pelk, that is the question.
It all seemed a bit pelkish to him.
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