Pelzel

What is Pelzel?


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1. A noun for a person being the greatest most enormous asshole in the world and being capable of near impossible feats of strength and awesomeness, especially when it comes to killing people and random acts of violence.

2. Adjective for being so shockingly awesome that it would cause a reasonable person to lose control of their bowel movements and indiscriminantly pleasuring themselves.

3. Verb, the act of (really really) loving Asian Transexuals.

1. Rambo really Pelzeled all those Asian people in the movie Rambo.

2. Jessica Simpson's tits are awesome, but they aren't Pelzel awesome.

3. A vast number of Republican Pelzel (Asian) Trannies.

See super awesome, nocturnal emission, binoculars


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