Pemis

What is Pemis?


1.

1)a typo commonly made by those who rush to get to the "penis" entries to giggle like sissies at the 125+ definitions; synonyms include pebis, punis, penid, pines, etc.

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2.

Desperate spinster's wish for eligible, edible and mailable male preferably with a bachelor's decree and suitably adorned with a bachelor's degree.

I've conclusively comte to the comclusion that eligible bachelors are simply an illusion, so I am writing the despertae spinsters veritable good guide dedicated to all pemis on how to give blow jobe to carrots,begginers; dildos,intermediate; vibrators,advanced and last, but not leaked broomsticks,honours bachelor.

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