Pen^2 Edit Meaning

1. Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies. Most days I love my tit squirrel, but so..

1. Any alcoholic beverage that is meant to be consumed without tasting the alcohol. These include "Smirnoff ice" and "zima&q..

1. Gripping on for dear life to the toilet while having explosive Diarrhea. This is usually followed after a night of heavy drinking or eat..