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1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.
1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ..
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A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.
Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.
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Someone who is eternally retarded.
What? She bought cigarettes instead of formula? What an eternitard!
See etard, retard, tard, fuckta..