What is Pen Island Painkiller?
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The act of soothing a girls headache by giving her an asprin, inserting your penis in her ear and thrusting back and forth until you climax, then she uses your sperm to help swallow the asprin.
Baby my migrane wont go away, will you give me a pen island painkiller.
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An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
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The giving of aural pleasure, typically to one's superiors, though is it not uncommon to be given out to those of similar status to..
