Pen Monster

What is Pen Monster?


1.

An invisible pen monster that steals all your office pens and then hands them out to other people round the office to chew on.

When you are on the phone and can't find your prized pen because the pen monster has eaten it.

See pen, monster, chew, biro, invisible


8

Random Words:

1. verb: to reduce someone to the status of a bitch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. Similar t..
1. also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. ..
1. Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection. John: "Whew, you have one zesty taco!" Jane: "Oh sorry, I for..