Pen Monster

What is Pen Monster?

An invisible pen monster that steals all your office pens and then hands them out to other people round the office to chew on.

When you are on the phone and can't find your prized pen because the pen monster has eaten it.

See pen, monster, chew, biro, invisible

Egg-noggin

1. meaning a woman on her period sorry love,we cant fuck tonight,i'm egg-noggin See bossmanhugo..

Utter Filth

1. Means she is supremely dirty. Foxy but trashy. That kelly is UTTER FILTH The club last night was full of UTTER FILTH See utter, filth..

Zimminy Cricketts

1. 1. the conscience that reminds you not to make sexual comments in social situation 2. a chic's friend who always cock blocks you..

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