What is Penarck?
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One of the last known places in the world to have the famed Penarck Bird. The Penarck bird is famous for its ability to totally fuck over anyone who touches it, by slamming its skull repeatedly into their cranium. Massive internal bleeding ensures, the victim suffers brain damage, and the Penarck, satisfied, goes off into the sunset to frolick around in the land of the Mystical Chinese Checkers board.
Joey got attacked by a Penarck the other day! The docters said he will have a dim future, full of searing pain.
