Penard Edit Meaning

1. A lengthy turd that don't sink. I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged...

1. Another of the Holy Grail sex acts to be found in select porno movies. This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the ass at the sam..

1. When an incarcerated person conceals contraband in a bodily orifice, the item is said to be "holstered". We did a body cavity..