Pen-bat

What is Pen-bat?

holding a penis up like a baseball bat in preparation for smacking someone across the face.

When she turned back around, she only saw his pen-bat for a second before he smacked her right in the face.

Textosterone

1. quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic, impending War , w..

Happy Sacks

1. balls, testicles, nuts. "His happy sacks were slapping her arse good and proper" 2. re-useable sandwich and snack bags now ..

Zaphtats

1. When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them. "Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphta..

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