What is Penbraphobia?
1.
The irrational fear of becoming addicted to breaking up with soccer players.
Niall: I am scared.
Damian: Of what?
Niall: That I will become addicted...
Kev: addicted to what?
Niall: I just cant stop breaking up with soccer players. I need to break up with soccer players.
Damian: and you are scared of that concept?
Niall: yes
Kev: that is pretty scary, man, I think you have penbraphobia
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