Pencil Dick

What is Pencil Dick?


1.

A teenie weenie, or a person with a teeny weenie

Have you ever noticed that Chinese guys all pee in the crappers so that no one can see their pencil dicks?

2.

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.

wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.

See thin dick, dick, slapper, pencil, cock

3.

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

See pencil, length, width

4.

Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.

I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.

See Jendo

5.

its as skinny as a pencil , i could choke on it ...

"omg ! itcan fitin my pocket!its like a handy dandy mini pen!"extra small!and skinny as fuck!

See karina

6.

Pencil Dick is a male dumb ass that uses his thumb (dick) to blow his nose. Dick is the size of his thumb!

Pencil Dick always looking for his asshole with his thumb!

See asshole, thumbdick, dumbass

7.

Pencil Dick is Anal Retentive with Pencil.

Pencil Dick Talks like he has a Pencil in his ass.

See ass, asshole, dumbdick, cheap dick


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