Pender

What is Pender?


1.

verb. To become excessively intoxicated, often resulting in vomiting, fits of rage, and soaring dental bills.

It's been a bad week. I am gonna get sooo fucking pendered tonight it's not even funny.

See alcohol, funny, tired

2.

somebody who is a massive loser

'I'm not hanging out with her, she's a right pender!'

See idiot, loser, freak, pend, dick

3.

mingin. an asshat of epic proportions... a man beast with extreme hygeine problems and a schlong and a uterus. woeful

you just ate your own shit, you pender

stop ramming my shoe horn into your guiche, you pender


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