What is Pender?
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verb. To become excessively intoxicated, often resulting in vomiting, fits of rage, and soaring dental bills.
It's been a bad week. I am gonna get sooo fucking pendered tonight it's not even funny.
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somebody who is a massive loser
'I'm not hanging out with her, she's a right pender!'
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mingin. an asshat of epic proportions... a man beast with extreme hygeine problems and a schlong and a uterus. woeful
you just ate your own shit, you pender
stop ramming my shoe horn into your guiche, you pender
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oooh romantic
Used in an awkward silence.
Not taken liturally...
"My dad just died"
*awkward silence*
"Oooh romanti..
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pronoun
Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriou..
