What is Pender?
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verb. To become excessively intoxicated, often resulting in vomiting, fits of rage, and soaring dental bills.
It's been a bad week. I am gonna get sooo fucking pendered tonight it's not even funny.
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2.
somebody who is a massive loser
'I'm not hanging out with her, she's a right pender!'
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mingin. an asshat of epic proportions... a man beast with extreme hygeine problems and a schlong and a uterus. woeful
you just ate your own shit, you pender
stop ramming my shoe horn into your guiche, you pender
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A phrase you say when your wasted or not feeling 'normal'.
Smelling sharpies makes you feel completely off ground.
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To dispense an extraordinary amount of ejaculate on an unsuspecting hottie.
I might just go buckets on Amanda Bynes...
