What is Pendleton Mud Rub?
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When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.
"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"
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another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits
How much is handy shandy?
Dunno, your mom gives them for free..