What is Penedlove On The Rocks With No Ice?
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When a man introduces sharp jagged stones into his urethra, and is then fellated by a polar bear which then swallows the stoney jizz and dies of asphyxiation, and after having died is violently raped by the man. Amen.
popid pos pops popis si no porque?
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
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