Penelope Edit Meaning

1.

1. One who is very smart, witty and outspoken

2. Fearless

3. Incredibly attractive

"wow, she's a penelope"

See penelope, pene

2.

A female that makes herself the center of attention at any group gathering by taking what someone in the group said and applying it to herself but more exaggerated.

The male version of this would be called a "Chad".

one upper

Kristen: How was your weekend, Maya?

Maya: It was great! My boyfriend and I went skiing.

Jennifer: My boyfriend, who's a model....took me skiing for two months in the Alps last year and he's taking me to the North Pole this Christmas to meet Santa Claus.

Kristen rolling her eyes and whispering to Maya..."She is such a Penelope!"

See one upper, snobby, hater, chad

3.

A character off a popular skit on SNL, (Saturday Night Live.) She is the ultimate one-upper, and always strokes her hair while telling you how much better she is than you.

Girl: "I just had a baby! I'm so happy."

Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."

See snl, penelope, one-upper, girl, annoying

4.

a cruise; a blunt cruisein the country where cops usually don't go: a ride in an automobile where marijuana is smoked by the passengers

Wife: where the fuck you been?!?

Husband: nowhere, I took a penelope with Seis Fifth and them. We smoked two Paris Hiltons and a Rosie O'Donell.

See cruise, ride, blunt cruise, clambake, tom

5.

a disgusting french pig. who loves to eat food and is the most annoying thing on the planet. she should really go get a life and go be a bad trashy slut somewhere else. she has a disgusting puke colored phone and needs to go to jenny craig...PRONTO. has a nose for cheeses, likes to speak in a british accent but sucks at it. asked all the guys to the sadies dance but got rejected by 15. she wear extra small shirts/pants when she needs to buy XXXLLLL shirts/pants

girl: omfg she just did a "penelope-"! ewww

See slut, hoe, bitch

6.

Girl who sleeps around, and then blames the guy when she gets an STD. Often works in health care, but is completly out of shape, and never washes her hair.

Ewww, that girl is so gross. She must be a Penelope!

See whore, dirty, cheap, unhealthy, rotten