Penge Edit Meaning

1.

Proper noun: Frenchified form of Penge, a south London suburb which is full of pikeys and as rough as a badger's arse. It has recently enjoyed an influx of gentrifiers who are desperately talking the area up. If pronounced 'ponjay' (with a very soft 'j') an estate agent will add £2500 to the price of your crack den with a blocked toilet.

Laurent and Guy bake these oat-sprinkled baguettes every morning in their boulangerie in the bohemian quarter of Pengé.

Mmmm. Such a wealthy bouquet. Wait! They're identical to the ones I buy from Tesceaux in Croix Nouveau!

See gentrification, frenchify, frenchified

2.

A land full of friendly face's ready to rob you, bum you and set you on fire.

Don't answer your phone in penge!

3.

The male supra-pubic region of hair.

What a luxurious penge!

See muff, pubic hair, man, male

4.

To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.

i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk

See catch, snag, genitalia, accident, injury