Penguin Express

What is Penguin Express?


1.

When an incision is made to the scrotum and a penis or penis-like object is used to have intercourse with the open scrotum; a technique usually favored by masochists to increase pain and heighten arousal.

I gave Jimmy a Penguin Express because he is a homosexual masochist and I am a sick, sadistic freak.

See sadistic, dominatrix, homosexuals

2.

When one slits open the scrotum of another and uses it like a vagina

I gave jimmy a penguin express cuz I'm a sick fuck...

See penguin, penguine, express, sick, scrotum


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