Penguin Master

What is Penguin Master?


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Similar to 7Paul but in the form of an omnipotent being. Accepts all and controls Penguins. Has never been seen without his shades and is believed that those are the source of his power.

"Man, is that 7Paul?"

"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"

"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."

"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."

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